Gettin' Dirt Nasty

Welcome to younghollywood. com. What's up Young Hollywood? I'm Michelle Murray here at the Orlando Hotel crashing the room of two Hollywood bad boys. What's up Young Hollywood? You guys are in your robe. Yeah, come on in. I'm here with Andre Legacy and Simon Rex, aka Dirt Nasty. I want to know what you guys are doing there today.

Well, we're Runway Magazine and T-Dank, we're doing some photoshoot for these magazines cause people want to see our beautiful bodies.

Where'd you get your name?

Just from serving people. It was Andre Legacy. That's it, we just serve people.

I got my name. I was living in New York a long time ago and my friend Ethan Brown called me up and he said, "What are you doing?" And I said, "I'm just chilling on the couch, Dirt Nasty."

This is your staple side. What do people know you from?

You know, I'm really just taking a piss on Hollywood and sort of the the life of an actor. I'm trying to be Jack Black of rap. I kind of incorporated into this one song 1980 the gold chain. I gotta gold chain. And it sort of was just good timing because like the 80s, retro things kind of happening and back in the 80s the big donkey ropes, Run DMC, that whole style. I have like the gold chain. Is it hot? Check this one out.

I want to know about your hair, like what's up with that?

I've been growing it myself. It's all natural, it's real.

I don't know about that. Take off the hat. So Simon you've crossed over, you're doing, you're acting, you've been a model for a long time. MTV VJ and now you're here.

I met him in Mickey Avalon one day. I started off just producing beats for them and then one day I grabbed the mic and just did a comedic sort of freestyle and they're like, "You should rap too." We became The Dyslexic Speedreaders, Cisco Adler produces a lot of our stuff. We just got a song in Harold and Kumar. Tell you to stop paging me.

I know that you guys have a lot of groupies. I mean, I've been your concerts. How many girls backstage line up a night?

Being on stage with a microphone is like the most powerful thing in the world. I've done acting, I've done modeling, all that doesn't even matter when you're on stage doing music. The girls go crazy. I'm like a palatial god, that's all I could say.

I'm like a Greek Adonis, I'm like a goddess of like the world.

So, now you have these two words on your MySpace page, it's regalia and what is it? Palatial. Palatial and regalia, yeah.

Remember the time I was in the hospital and you said that you hope my cancer was regalia and then my tumor was palatial? What does that mean?

We were at Paris Hilton's house at a barbecue, me and Legacy and Nick Swarson, the comedian, was there and he kept hearing us say palatial and regalia over and over. He's like, "What are you guys talking about?" It started off as like a little inside joke but now the cat's out of the bag. I'm like, yo, mine.

Well this has been a very palatial regalia experience I must say.

Legacy, I probably should do a freestyle on Young Hollywood. I'mma float the boat like a murder that you wrote. Andre Legacy and Dirt Nasty, Young Hollywood. We're looking trashy.