The Story Behind Billie Eilish's Old IG Handle

Real question is, where are the avocados?

Bro. I don't know where the avocado are, Billy. Dude, okay, do you want to hear the story about that?

Yeah, I want to hear it.

It's not very interesting, but I'm going to tell it anyway. Not it's good. When I was uh like four years ago, when I was four years ago, I was home alone, and I was just wearing a shirt and nothing else, and I was wearing a grilled cheese. I was making a grilled cheese, not wearing one. I was making a grilled cheese alone, home alone, and I, you know, avocados are good. And especially they're good with grilled cheese. Mhm. And I didn't know where they were, so I shouted, where are the avocados? And I searched the freaking house for so long trying to find these avocados. And they were nowhere, and I don't know where the I still haven't mentally found them. You know what I mean? I've had avocado. I've had avocado since, so I've had some avocados. Mentally, awesome. But mentally they're not there.

Did you check the fridge?

I yes, I did. Okay, they weren't in the fridge. Mom, we need to get some more avocados in the house here. Yeah, come on.