Tom Green

Hello there, everybody. I'm happy that you're watching the show right now. My name is Tom Green, and I'm from Tomgreen. com. And um, so happy to see you. So happy to see you. Now what would you like to drink? Um, I'll have a cranberry and soda water. I don't drink. You don't, you would like a drink, but you don't drink? How is that possible? No alcohol. Oh, I see. You're a very responsible young lady. Don't drink. Uh, stay in school. At the end of the day, it's just gonna make you act silly and say things that you didn't intend to say, right? Let's get a nice, delicious cranberry juice. I think I'm gonna have a V8 myself. Let's get a glass of water maybe. I am gonna order myself though, a uh, vodka martini, if that's all right. They think, they think we're doing some interview and because of that, they're not getting us a drink. It's 'cause of your light. You gotta turn the light off. Do you know who this is? Tom Green. What's your name? Jason. How are you doing? Tom, how are you doing? Um, we're here on Younghollywood. com. It's an unb-- What do you want? I would like a water, please. A water? Oh. Well, you can't, you can't drive home later on tonight then. All right, I'll take a Grey Goose, uh, martini, dirty.

What's wrong with us? Well, we're gonna let you have your drink and get on your way, but we really appreciate you talking to the web.

Yeah. We're excited to be on the internet right now. Do you ever think about it when you look into that and say, "Wow, man. We're on the internet. People can be watching us," All over the world. This is ridiculous. Right? Wherever you are, whatever you're doing, This is ridiculous. Good night, everybody. And uh, It's not about age. It's about attitude.