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So I'm here with Justin Long.

I just learned about it, but I And here's Liz. I just met her. It's not at all awkward. And I just want to ask you, you know, I once I'm going to pop it straight out. Do you remember your first date? Speaking of popping it straight out. Pun intended. My first date was three and a half weeks ago. Um we met uh we met locally. And uh it was a J Date situation. And uh we've been uh close ever since.

Um What is a J Date?

J Date is a a Jewish dating service. Um I'm not Jewish myself, but uh I find that if I pose as one, I it's easier for me to get online dates.

Well, that's fantastic. You have to attend brits for that?

I I I do. I don't have to attend brits for that. I do because I'm also a volunteer mohel. Um so I do it on my own. It's just a hobby of mine. I I like cutting foreskins.

Do you do you like to Is that weird? Do you like to shove the wine down the baby's throat and then time?

No, I because I'm a I'm a recovering alcoholic, so I can't get near wine, but I I'm just a fan of the foreskin and uh I I I'd like to sort of

Do you have a collection? You keep it on your wall?

Um I I I have a necklace that I'm adding to. This is getting I brought it there, so I shouldn't be worried about it getting weird. Yeah. Um no, I I think it's because I have my own sort of like separation issues from my own foreskin. Um I I've off I've thought about having foreskin transplant surgery. But I haven't gone through with it yet.

You can use all of that. That's all.