Celebrity Poker at The Hard Rock

Well, VMA weekend rolls on, but it wouldn't be Vegas without a poker tournament. Young Hollywood is everywhere. You guys are everywhere. You ready to play today?

Oh yeah, yeah. I love playing poker. I play online.

It's not good for you. Best poker face. How is this weekend treating you so far?

I only got here yesterday, but so far it's good. Came with the wife, got laid. Getting laid, a little poker today. What more can you ask for? To win this poker tournament. And I could also ask for a much more in-shape and well-cut body. Being in a place that's very hot where people wear very little clothing is is such a downer. Everywhere you look, it's just like, "All right, that person's a better shape than me, that person's a better shape than me." Throw a rock and you hit somebody that's in better shape than you.

Wait, so we had a, we had a Young Hollywood sandwich yesterday. We're going to have to do that again. In the middle right there. Oh yeah. What are you drinking now? Oh, you already water, water, water. Yeah, let me let me smell that.

Um, we have a little bit of water. It's a concoction that I like to call water.

You look really glowing like you actually got some sleep.

I did get some sleep. I can't believe I'm just just just just sober right now, cuz I was up last night.

Do you know we were cousins?

No. We're husband and wife, we're not cousins.

Where is my ring?

I was going to ask you the same thing. Why aren't you wearing it?

Vegas, man. What what goes on in Vegas goes on in other places, just people don't talk about it. What's going on for you?

I'm performing with the Foo Fighters and I'm a very big fan of them, so rehearsals, interviews, massages.

Where'd your time go?

Yesterday was like, get here, Kanye's like, "Yo, I'm finna do my performances." So I had to get fly real quick, which is not hard.

You are looking fly. Yeah, by the way.

Lennon Lennon God first. I like Tupac, I won't deny it. I'm a straight ride. Cuz I'm about to go get with Kanye. We're doing a pool party. I'm going to do like 50 quick push-ups. You know, you know, just pool party, you know.

Hey, Young Hollywood. I'm Old Non-Hollywood, Kevin Smith.