Robbie Williams at the Underground Music Scene (1 of 2)

Do you mind at all if I just talk to you for a minute? I have no idea what I'm saying. I'm my first night interviewing. I'm really an actor by trade.

Oh, right.

Do you know what I'm saying? Have you ever seen me before?

Me neither.

Okay, great. All right, so I got Danny here. Dr. Keegan, Dr. Keegan. I just poured beer on him. That was a lot of fun. Did you feel that? What do you do for a living?

I'm a photographer.

See now, look at that. A nice girl who's not an actress. I was over in Ireland shooting a movie for the last two months, and I saw your video a whole lot. How was it to shoot? Did you know there's a dick for on your head?

What? A dick for?

How was it to shoot?

It was really long and laborious, just like filming a film.

What kind of photography?

I do a lot of portraits.

Do you want to shoot me nude? Can I just ask you a question?

Sure.

Have you had to get drunk so you could do your job this evening?

Absolutely, I have. Fantastic. A dick for. Yes. Do you know what that is? I put it there. Yes, I put it there. Three cheers for beer. Hip hip hooray! Hip hip hooray! Hip hip hooray! Hooray, beer! Come on, dude, just say what's a dick for.

No. man. You're messing on my little joke. Honestly, I think I'd rather shoot a woman nude than a man.

Oh, so you got some of those feelings. All right. Show me your tits. You know, I love that. That is so What does it mean? "Chacun a son goût", French for "each to their own taste".

Each to their own taste? Well, I thought it was, but I actually I saw a Frenchman, and it actually means, "My washcloth smells like a liver." This is really important, guys. We're going to get in here, we're going to Excuse me, I want to talk, please, somebody. I got a mic, I'm allowed in here. So who have you shot, like any famous people?

Melissa Etheridge. Zachariah.

On fire. Pass me that bottle of Bombay Sapphire. Been into more rehabs than Mariah. I think this guy's just humping these two people. So, we're going to leave the menage a trois for now. I get more pretty pink than my boy Jon Cryer. I go super crazy, but I'm not Richard Pryor. I yo-yo your Adrian like I was dating Talia Shire.

Anything else you want to tell us about? Because I swear, I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. Oh, I'm going to I'm going to get a drink. Hey, do you want some of mine? I'll share.

No, I'm all right. It's a Heineken and I swear, I got no diseases.

Okay. Okay. Two and a half years sober. Don't make me relapse.

Oh no, I don't want that. It's inevitable. I'm a celebrity. Young Hollywood is here.