Dodgeball with Michael Rosenbaum (1 of 3)

We're here with funny guy Michael Rosenbaum.

I think I'm just gonna let him take the mic.

My name is Michael Rosenbaum, aka Sandy Quakenbush.

It's the Burt Reynolds invitational Dodgeball Championship.

Welcome to Young Hollywood.

Every player's required to wear a mustache.

Have you ever got hit in the nuts?

Yes, many times.

How bad is it hurt?

Uh, it was pretty painful.

Dude, I didn't wear a cup.

I maybe I shouldn't have told you that.

Yeah, you gotta watch out for that.

Are your nuts large?

I'd say yeah, pretty big.

Why'd I ask you that?

On what?

Why'd I ask you that?

Uh, curiosity, I suppose.

Sam.

That's your son?

All of them are.

Okay, your son's not the one with the sweaty ass.

They all have sweaty asses, but yeah.

Pretty good.

JT has a sweaty ass.

I'm glad we're in the amateur league.

Oh, you should be.

These guys are gonna kill everybody.

Sweaty ass.

Sweaty ass.

I got hit in the balls thrice in one evening.

When should you?

I guess you just got hit in the balls.

I don't like to talk about it.

Are we really going back to the sweaty shorts?

I think we are.

But mom's not around this time, so we can talk more about it.

No, his mo the kid.

His mom.

That that wasn't the same kid with the sweaty butt.

It's his best friend.

They're all her kids.

Are they?

She must be proud.

And sweaty.

I noticed they're a little see through on the back.

Do you notice that?

Well, uh, it's mostly a design really.

Oh, they're a design.

So that's really not your sweaty ass?

No, it's not my sweaty ass.

It's uh, just You know that that kinda looks like that?

Yeah, I get that all the time.

So I've been talking about your sweaty ass up there and it's not a sweaty ass.

No, it's the face of a Vandele Silva.

We might edit this out and make make it like you have a sweaty ass.

It might be funnier.

Oh, that's cool.

Young Hollywood is here.