Great Success: Borat is Back!

Borat: Gift of Pornographic Monkey to Vice Premiere Mikhael Pence to Make Benefit Recently Diminished Nation of Kazakhstan will be bestowed upon the masses on October 23 like a divine gift sent from the celestial beings above (or, from a middle-aged third-rate reporter who lives in what is essentially a shed. Either way...). The “subsequent moviefilm” will follow Borat as he returns to his personal promised-land to gift his daughter to a rather high-ranking politician.

But pitfalls abound! People “make recognize his face”, forcing him to turn to disguise; the police will not allow him to drive with a woman strapped on top of his car; and the coronavirus lurks behind every corner. Fortunately, Borat is slick and handles all situations with the utmost grace and discretion (insert “NOT!” joke here).

Superfans and super-enemies (looking at you, Nursultan Tulyakbay) will be able to stream the new “documentary” on Amazon Prime. As an unwise man once said, “Please go [stream] my film. If not success, I will be execute.”