Jason Segel, Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake: Full Version

middle, middle, middle, middle, middle, middle, middle, middle, middle, middle, middle, middle, middle. That's the remix of Cameron in the middle. Where are you at? Where is she at? In the middle. Cameron in the middle. Where are you at? In the middle. Where are you at? In the middle. Where is she at? In the middle. Cameron in the middle. Where are you at? In the middle. Oh, you're here in the Young Hollywood Studio, you heard it. We got Cameron in the middle. Beautiful Cameron Diaz, you've been here before hanging out with us.

Yes, I have.

Jason Segel, you've been here before.

I have.

Hanging out with us. Yeah. We got a newbie here. Mr. Timberlake. Oh. Popping that Young Hollywood cherry, baby. I like that. Is that too much? Did I just

It's like your first day at school though, you know.

Did I did I come in too hot?

No, no, no. It's just hot enough.

It's just hot enough. Okay. This right there. So you're in the middle. How does it feel to be in the middle, Cameron? Yeah. Check it out.

I'm always in the middle. Did you not hear those? Um, I love being in the middle. Are you kidding? I love just being sandwiched between genius genius. You know? It's kind of nice.

Wow. Between genius. Wow. Have you been called a genius before?

Yeah. Many times.

Ah. You're used to it, right?

I just I just said that to you a minute ago.

You did.

And like, hey, genius. Yeah. It's Jason. Yeah. And it just It always comes out that way. I'm realizing now it wasn't a compliment, was it? It was like when kids go, they're like, hey, genius. It's like, hey, four eyes. You're You're basically saying like, hey, four eyes.

There was no sarcasm whatsoever.

See, even that's sarcastic. It's Jason.

There was no sarcasm whatsoever.

Take a joke. That's pretty serious.

I believe him.

Yeah. Don't.

So when you were in school, what were the worst names people said on you? You were like 12 years old and you were like a giant. Six-foot-five. I want to hear these names.

Well, it's It's just one terrible memory that replays every time I have a moment of insecurity. I mean, when I was like, uh, 12, I went through puberty, you know, where your hormones change inside of your body. And, uh, I became 6'4" and every other kid was regular, like normal human height, and they would stand around me in a circle and they would jump on my back one by one, and they would chant, ride the oaf, ride the oaf.

That's pretty bad.

Doesn't hurt.

No?

No. No.

And what's yours? Let's see here, Cameron. What was yours? Can you top that?

I was Skeletor. Oh. Skinny Bone Jones. Oh. Yeah. Which is kind of cool.

I would kill to be called Skinny Bone Jones.

Skinny Bone Jones.

What was the worst thing one of these guys called you on set? Really? I'm sure there were some bad ones. I want to hear it.

Jason was always really nice to me. Uh-oh. But this one on the other hand.

Justin was always

Justin was always there.

Look at. There's a Jason Segel. We're doing something else. Wow. You like that? Jason's a regular. We keep having him come through. Everyone from these two brilliant comedians, um, Lucy, Phillis, John, I mean, everybody just came in guns hot with the comedy, and the writing was so good and every each character, I kind of like to describe as their own island. And And you put them in this school, and they're kind of all existing in the same space and it works. And it's It's It's because of everyone's genius. There's that word again. And everybody's actually like fun to be around. We had a lot of fun making the movie. This is it. Then I'll like, grab a bite sometime. You're still a gym teacher?

I am, yeah.

You wouldn't know. Okay, cool. Well, awesome. This one great. All right. Now Now let's talk. You had a viral video that got a ton of views on YouTube. And then Rebecca Black comes out with Friday, blew that away. It's like 150 million views. What about some Paco? Can we maybe get some viral video that could be the worst song ever?

I wasn't aware that there was a competition. You might win for the worst song ever.

There's always a competition, Justin. There's always a competition.

I see that. I see that. But is it hard to try and make the worst song ever or is it easier?

It might actually be harder.

I've been doing it for years. So,

No, actually, that's the truth that actually takes more talent to be able to make write a bad song when you are such a good songwriter to like come to be to tap into a place that, you know, uh, that isn't of genius, word again, that, um, but used in a different realm of tone.

Thanks, CD. I like it. Thanks, man.

All right, so we got a a quick pop quiz for you guys.

because I was just answering a question, that's cool. Never mind, I'm teasing.

Oh, yeah, learn some manners. Yeah, don't. Hey, listen. Don't Don't interrupt Cameron. She will come at you like a wildebeest. Did you want to finish what you were saying?

No, no. She's good now. She's good now.

I got I got this. Justin, can you take care of this, please? I got I got this. Thanks. Do not interrupt Cameron like that, dude. You don't come at you like a wilde Like a rhinoceros with a boner.

Yeah, don't

Hippopotamus.

Hippopotamus.

Hippopotamus. Look at that thing. Like a hippopotamus with a boner.

Still with a boner though, right? Hippopotamus. All right, quick pop quiz. You ready? The answer multiple choice. Whoever's ever got it, raise your arm, and I'll pick on you. Ready? First one. Name that teacher. Who played the teacher in Mr. Holland's Opus? Was it Richard Pryor? Richard Dreyfuss? Justin. One. I have to pick on you before you get it, but you got one. All right, we're good. Name that teacher number two. Which actress has not portrayed a teacher in a film? Was it Michelle Pfeiffer? Hilary Swank? Or Rachel McAdams? Cameron.

Rachel McAdams.

good. One to one. All right. When Ferris Bueller was busy skipping class, what monotone teacher was taking role? Was it Ed Rooney? Ben Stein? Or Eugene Levy? Justin.

It's Ben Stein, sir.

Ben Stein.

My arm was up first. This next one's gonna be the winner. Just got discriminated against.

How about you make it not multiple choice? How about you raise the stakes? No multiple choice. You just ask the question.

Asking the question. Let's see who gets this. What was the name of the character who played the hot teacher in Billy Madison? Oh.

Yeah, we We can get this. I feel like we should I feel like we got to like put our put our noodles together. Cause they ain't gonna have it.

I'll put our noodles together. I don't know if that's gonna good. That's gonna good the answer.

Justin.

Veronica Vaughn.

Yes! Wow. You didn't need the multiple choice.

Veronica. I thank you for beating the shit out of me. That's right. That's right. Veronica Vaughn. He's got the bad apple. So hot. Want to touch the hiney.

He has a photographic memory. But he gets no apple. He gets a very good prize. You ready?

Yeah, I'm ready.

A $37 gift certificate. How dope is that? Don't spend it all at once though. That's a lot of money. Take us there. Triple date. Oh. Put it in. Put it in. And in. Young Hollywood Studio. How was the experience, Justin? Was it painless?

Not only was it painless, it was pancake-rific. Bad teacher, make sure you all check it.

Cameron in the middle. Where she at? In the middle.