Hey, that's Jimmy right there. Jimmy Kimmel. Number one. I don't know who your number one is, I bet you. I know, you can do better. No, you don't have to do that, sweetie. I'll do it for you. Wow. Here you go. How's that?

This is great. You like it?

Yeah, you know what? Kimmel never done this before. No. No, sweetie, here you go. And bless you. You smell better than him.

And I tried to get you to come over to our show instead of staying with Jimmy, but you're back with Jimmy. What happened?

Well. Between me and you. Yeah. I love Jimmy a lot. He's a good guy. He has a good heart and everything. He's the best.

I'm really nice too though.

Yeah, but I hear you have a boyfriend and I don't want no problem.

You know what? I heard I heard you're a big movie star now. You're like a a numchuck baby star. What's that all about? Oh, yeah. Tell me about your film.

I was making a new movie and then when I uh when the director when the director, no you can tell me, when the director yells cut, that's what I eat. I eat Flatisas. It's good. They're perfect meal and snack. They're great.

Well, guess what, Guillermo. I mean, I know the last time that I fed you grapes, but Jimmy, I just talked to Jimmy and he said that I could borrow you for a little while as long as I give you back. So, because we're meeting here in Austin, I thought I would take you on a little Austin style date. What do you think?

That'd be perfect.

Yeah, you'd be up for a date with me?

Yeah.

Can I buy you a drink?

Sure.

Can I buy you a Flatisa?

Yeah, sure.

Okay, let's go. So you've been busy. You've been shooting movies and everything.

Yeah, I've been doing busy. I've been here in Austin for like four days. Yeah. I think I already gained like eight pounds. It's been good. A lot of

Yeah, Jimmy told me you were having a lot of barbecue.

A lot, yeah, a lot of barbecue and a lot of drinking, too.

Oh really? What's your favorite when you're in Texas?

Well, you know what? In Texas, they have this thing called Texas Meal. So, I saw you signing autographs here in Texas.

Yeah, we have a lot of people here, a lot of people fans of the show and everything. It's good, you just gotta be friendly, be nice to everybody. It's good. Let's get our dinner. I'm doing Let's do it Austin food truck style. What do you think?

All right. Hi. How are you? Thank you. One for you, darling. Okay. There you go. Thank you so much.

You have anything to drink?

Uh. We like this mule thing, this Texas mule. Have you hear of a Have you hear of a Texas mule?

No, I haven't heard of a Texas mule. No, sir. I gotta buy a Texas. I've heard of a Texas longhorn, but not a Texas mule. How how do you go like this?

Like that.

Like that?

Yeah. Bucking horse.

Bucking horse. Or like this?

No, like this. I think it's like this. I No, I think it Is it like this or like this? Like this. Oh, this way. This way, yeah. Finger up.

Everybody's doing it now around us. You be you there's a crowd wherever you go, Guillermo. Yeah. Let's go get a table. Let's go get a table. Oh, you're such a gentleman. Oh, I hope they have a bar. Hold on. All right. Oh, oh, this is lovely. This is more than I expected. You know what? And I'm a gentleman so I got you a rose for you. Guillermo. Will you accept this rose?

I will accept this rose. Oh, that smells beautiful, Guillermo.

Yeah, it does. Oh, that's lovely. This is our date. This is our date. Okay. Oh, this is a nice spot you chose. Yeah, this is very romantic. I feel like I should ask for your autograph. Would you sign this napkin after?

Sure. Yeah. But first, I'm gonna I want you to gain my a couple pounds. Is that?

You wanna feed me?

Yeah. Mmm. Mmm. This is great. This is so good.

You know what we did with Jimmy? We did a selfie together. But I think you and I can do better. Okay, great. I think we can make a prettier one. You wanna take one, babe? This day has been amazing. This is the best date I've ever had in my life. Yeah. You know what I'd like to do now? Can I ask you to dance?

Oh, no. I only dance when I'm drunk.

Really? Can we get him some alcohol? Since we're here in the subway square, I think that we should do a square dance. I would love to do a romantic dance with you, but I think a square dance would be good. So what do you think?

I think I I'll watch you and and I'll I will I'll say it's good.

Okay. Do you wanna wear the hat?

Yeah, I'll wear the hat.

Okay, you wear the hat. All right, ready? One, two, three, go. Great. I like it. Can you go around that way?

Yeah, I'll go around this way.

Sammy, does anybody know a square dance move? Now go the other way. Now go the other way. Maybe we can bring the two of the girls. Oh, you you want the girls in? Do you guys know the square dance? Okay. I think you and I go forward. Oh yeah, let's do let's do that. Do you wanna do a Do-si-do? Wow. This is the best interview I ever done. This is great. That's pretty good. That was great. Thank you, Subway. Thank you, Flatisa. Thank you, Guillermo.

Thank you.

I'll see you tonight. I'll see you tonight. I gotta give you back to Jimmy just for now, but then I'll see you later. All right. Thank you, Guillermo. Good to see you again. All right. Take care. All right. Bye, sweetheart. See you later.