What Not to Wear (2 of 2)

Fashion don'ts are fun, but everybody does have their limits. And these celebrities told us that there were some boundaries they just wouldn't cross. If you can think of one thing, what would you never wear in a million years? Like you have nightmares about this.

A dress?

So you would never be a good drag queen, huh?

I don't think I'd be a good drag queen, no.

Our baby blue uh laser suit. That's, that's a definitely a don't.

Everyone's a big fan of Birkenstocks. I just can't stand them. I can't stand them. I just sandals, I think on guys look retarded.

I'm over neons in general. I don't know how it happened, but Very 80s.

Neons in general are just utterly reprehensible.

I guess it would have to be though when you see like the underwear sticking out of everyone's outfit. You know, it's not something you wear.

I'm just conscious of bra back fat.

When very light, white, young ladies wear fake and bacon tan, and they don't rub it in well enough. And you got the streak lines. Or their fingers, or on the feet. You can see where they've rubbed on the orange stuff. Yeah. That's pretty bad.

Yeah, that's pretty bad.

Or, or even worse and more offensive, breaking the cardinal rule, which is looking like you have four buns by wearing big granny panties.

While we were mingling with the guests, we ran into Owen Wilson, and we asked him what he thought of the party.

I'm having a good time, yeah. And the nice group of people.

And what brought you out here?

And invited me.

After talking with Owen, we headed through the crowd to see who else we could pounce on. Our next victim was Shane West. Always been very cool. Now, is there karaoke going on right now?

Uh, yeah.

Where? You should be up there. They want to hear the um, Vince Neil like lyrics and notes.

Can't, you know, it's a different singing style.

I'm here with Yoko Ono, and um, Yoko, tell us what brings you out here tonight?

Because my uh CD became a number one in the club charts. I love and it's to come here straight.

As the guest squared off against each other on the arcade games, Angelica took a break to have some fun too. But she had fans of her own, who all wanted to go home with an autograph. See, it turns out that our girl Angelica is a celebrity as well. You didn't know she was one of the stars of the '70s show last season. You didn't know that. Once the pizzas were all eaten, it was time for our celebrities to say their goodbyes. Did you have a good time?

It was fun.

But the scariest part was saying, oh my god, look at that that's so funny. Wait a minute, I don't know if they're kidding.

Did you want to karaoke at all?

No, karaoke is a privilege, not a right.

Well, and back to the trailer park, folks, with my white trash outfit and my most fashionably party don't. See you later.