HoneyHoney: Folk Musicians and Love Gurus

Hello, we're Honeyhoney. Um we're at the Young Hollywood Studio. And this tune's called "Don't Know How." Oh no, I don't know if I'll go with you now. I got buckets of words, yeah to hush out the sound of my heart falling down into bits on the ground. Don't know how to love you when I'm not around.

Kinsey here at the Young Hollywood Studios with Honeyhoney's Ben and Suzanne. Hey, guys.

It's never been said that way.

Hi.

Honeyhoney.

You just really went for it. That's good. I wanted to ask you guys because you are officially festival veterans. How does one survive South by Southwest, Coachella, what is a Coachella or just a festival general survival guide?

It's really important to hydrate.

Yeah.

Because there's a lot of um there's a lot of sunshine, there's celebrity sightings so it makes you sweat. Therefore, you you lose hydration.

Good point.

And uh yeah, drink some water, stretch before you rock.

Go go on without me now. Lose me in the crowd. Oh, I am so so slow.

Who did you see at Coachella? Because there were a lot of super famous people watching you guys on stage, which must have been awesome.

There were. Well, there was a reality star in our trailer who was friends with our manager's friends. Um it was Lauren Conrad.

Oh, that's awesome. LC.

Then the hot werewolf guy from True Blood.

Delicious. So, "Angel of Death" recently premiered. Yes, ma'am. That video is intense.

It is so good.

So good.

I'm the angel of death and the end is near.

I recognize a lot of faces. We've got a woman named Paget Brewster, um a fellow named Jason Ritter, Martin Starr, Jim Turner, um Janet Varney.

It's it was really exciting to kill all those people.

How did you get such cool names involved?

There's a a community and a performance uh that's been going on for years and years and years, this thing called the Super Massive Suspense Hour and they have this club called Largo and all these people we've gotten to meet throughout that. Um and become friends with and, you know, Suzanne's friends with Janet and Jason, I've played drums in Martin's band and all this stuff. So it's just really just

He's incredible. Come knocking. It's the voice you never want to hear.

It was kind of like a Mr. and Mrs. Smith thing though. When towards the

But we actually did we did not end up happily ever after cuz we had to kill them.

It's best to keep a knocking, lock the door when I come knocking. I'm the voice you never wanna hear.

Yeah, I'm the voice you never wanna hear.

Can we play a Kiss Kill Marry real quick? Kiss, Kill, Marry. Okay.

We call it something else.

Robert Plant, Dr. Dre, Will Ferrell.

Oh. I'd marry Will Ferrell cuz he'd make me laugh for the rest of my life.

For the rest of your life?

We can't pick the same ones, can we? Okay, so I'd marry Will Ferrell too. I feel like Dr. Dre would be difficult to kill cuz he talks he says he has a lot of guns. That seems risky. But I you know, and Robert Plant's had a really good ride. But it's hard to think about kissing either of them cuz God knows where they've been.

I'm sure Will Ferrell is pretty clean.

I would I would kiss Dr. Dre right on the face. I'd kill the other guy.

With tongue?

It depends where's his hand?

Those dirty things you said to me still hang above my bed. They climbed down from the ceiling. Rest upon my head.

Speaking of tongue and relationships. Oh, god. I've heard I heard a rumor. I heard that there's a man in your life named Bruce.

Oh my god. Well, I don't kiss Bruce with tongue because he's a cat and I know that cats have a lot of bacteria in their mouth.

Do you do lots of documentation of Bruce's antics? Are you like a cat mom and take lots of photos?

Well, yeah, yes and no. Um, I I mean I think he's very special. He doesn't do an interview. There's But we did actually Ben and I together did a um interview with Bruce. And it's edited and it's somewhere on the interweb.

Bruce, uh, the the people wanna know, is there any particular reason that you choose not to Twitter? You are notorious for giving love advice on your on the newsletter. Uh, oh, love guru. Love guru. What kind of advice do you have for I have some questions and I have some questions, some relationship advice questions and I wanna get your perspective. Dear Ben,

Yes.

My boyfriend prefers HGTV over me. Help.

Like the Home and Garden Network.

H. G. HGTV.

You should probably become more interesting as a person. Um, make it easier to talk to you and start doing something with yourself that's um fun for others to enjoy.

Pick up a hobby type thing is that what you're saying?

Yeah. Or something.

Dear Ben,

Yes.

My girlfriend has pictures of another guy on her computer. What should I do?

Who's the guy? It depends. It's not Zac Efron. It could be a brother, a father. I think you should clear up first who it is. Look at this guy. Um, uh, and Yeah, the key is to decide if they're better looking than you. Okay. And if they are, um you uh just break up with them immediately.

Oh.

Yeah, because competition is not something that any of us can deal with emotionally. It's true. It's unfortunate.

Dear Ben, why does he only call me cute?

Hmm. Are you a child or an animal? You could be a puppy.

I'm crying a little bit. Dear Ben, this guy says he's too busy for me. What does that really mean?

Oh, um, he's gay.

Well, our audience can catch Honeyhoney on tour across the great United States of America. Great. Great country.

Don't look to me now cuz I'm not coming back to you. Oh no, cuz I'm not coming back to you. Oh no.