Susan Sarandon & Judy Greer on Oscars Survival and Secret Admirers

That's fun. Yeah, except for that one minute where I was tweeting like, "I'm standing by myself at the Oscars drinking like, 'Why is this like every other party I've ever been to? I don't know anyone here and I don't know who to talk to.' "

What's up guys? Nicky Novak here in the Young Hollywood studio with the two most beautiful redheads in Hollywood. Susan Sarandon and Judy Greer. So great to have you both here. And you both sort of have the same hair length, you look like

Well, we're going to explain to you that we actually are related.

Really?

We've taken this occasion to tell you that she's my secret daughter.

Oh, my gosh. And my real The other mom, I shouldn't say my real mom, but she's my secret one.

Thank you for breaking it here. I know. Yes. First of all, the last time you were here, you got laid and you got drunk.

Oh. Well.

It was for The Descendants and we gave her a lay, and we gave her alcohol and she was last interview of the day.

It was my last interview of the day. So I had a complimentary cocktail. We did.

But in the spirit of this film, Jeff, who's at home, you both sort of play women who are love starved. I'm trying to be like really careful and I've cut back on some things and like we promised we were going to get a house this year and I'm just trying to be a grownup about this. Arise. Come home, you fix the shutter before I get home or you're going to find some place else to live. Fine. So we got you a little gift. Non-alcoholic this time. Weed. Isn't Is it that in the movie?

We could just Yes. Kind of.

Do you get a wrap gift?

Oh! We could You could just strip the flowers away and there's some, you know, weed.

There is. There's some weeds attached to the end of this. There you go.

Oh, that's really sweet. Gorgeous.

Cuz we appreciate you.

What does this have to do with sex starved? I don't understand.

Love starved. Love.

Oh, love. That was just on your mind. That's what love got to do with it.

Thank you. That was very sweet.

Men ask me all the time, what do women want? Is it booze? What is it? They want to be seen and listened to, and appreciated and occasionally given a compliment. Yes, but I'd say seen.

Well, you just got married. You did! Congratulations!

Cuz he was nice.

Yes. See, he was nice to her.

Plus, I tell my boys, learn to cook a good breakfast, a lunch and a dinner, at least have one. Right, guys?

Yeah, that's a good one. What do you think, guys?

Yeah.

We're getting nods from the camera guys here. Kind of, yeah.

And keep your bathroom clean. Oh. Cuz when girls come over.

Yeah, they don't want to see

And they forget that. Yeah. And remember that women are going to look in your medicine cabinet.

Oh, yeah, for sure. And depending on the woman, possibly take things.

Yeah. Absolutely.

So you were just at the Oscars. How was the Oscar experience? And you won an Oscar. What is the the experience like for each of you?

Well, I think it's kind of surreal, you know, when you're nominated and you you win. You kind of are very flattered and with me, I'd been nominated, I think, five times in a very short period of time. So they were just so, thank God. Finally. Out of her seat and see the bottom of her dress, give it to her. Larry Fishburne was in the behind me and he said, "If you don't get it this time, we're burning this place down." And then you kind of you're waiting because it's the very end of the evening. So by that time, your blood sugar is around your ankles and you're just like you don't even know anymore. Now, I you know, you learn to carry with you raisins, nuts or something, you know, to keep going.

I had my little itty-bitty purse that like was filled with nuts and with glass. That's fun. Yeah, except for that one minute where I was tweeting like, "I'm standing by myself at the Oscars drinking like, 'Why is this like every other party I've ever been to? I don't know anyone here and I don't know who to talk to.' " And I'm just sucking down the champagne like, "Please, where's someone I know?" And I'm finally like, "Are you in the p-?" Stay calm, stay calm. I know. I was like, "Is there like a place where I can go and be alone and do this?" Yeah.

So in the film, Yes. you have a secret admirer.

I do.

Do men still do that sort of romantic thing or secret admirer?

The secret ones do, not the ones you know and sleep with, but the other ones. The secret ones are very romantic. They send you things and little notes and whatever. But I think now that everyone sues so often, it's not easy to be It's hard to get to find people too. Or things end up online. I'm online, but it's not me. Someone else is me online. I don't know who they are. So I don't see any of those things. My dog tweets and she gets some She gets some respect.

How many followers does your dog have?

I think we're up to 85.

Oh, that's huge.

It's slow. It's building slowly. Miss Penny Puppy, if you want to give her more um

I'm going to. You are going to I was so nervous that you were going to say a number that was more than my followers cuz I was like, "Of course. Like, this is Susan Sarandon's dog. That has more followers on Twitter than I do."