Pauly Shore on Britney Spears

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All right, what's up Young Hollywood?

Brian's here.

Do you guys want to meet some old school vets of Hollywood?

Pauly Shore, what's up, buddy?

Hi, how are you?

You look a little nervous hiding behind the umbrella.

I'm trying to hide.

That guy over there, I thought was Christian Slater.

Can we get Christian Slater?

Grab Christian Slater.

Get a shot at Christian Slater over there.

Excuse me sushi.

Oh we got sushi coming.

Is there any way I can get this fed to me?

Is that wrong?

Yes, that'd be wrong.

Can I?

What do you think?

I'm done with it.

Thank you.

That girl was a real.

Yeah, she was a real.

Sushi's really good though.

What do you got going on man?

What's like what's what's up in Pauly Shore World?

You still doing stand-up?

I can't stop doing stand-up.

It's in my blood.

I uh, I tour constantly.

I love performing, I love going to small towns.

Britney Spears came to see me perform a couple weeks ago at the Comedy Store.

I asked her, I said, what did she think of my show?

You know, and she said she was texting the whole time.

Britney Spears was texting through your show?

During my whole stand-up routine, yeah.

Dude, I'll totally kick her ass.

I think I could take her.

She's not doing what anyone else isn't doing during my shows.

That's what people usually do.

That's a lie, okay?

We can't we can't believe we paid to see this and then just start texting.

That's a lie.

I BBM, it's different from texting during your shows.

I would never text.

And I want to talk about Pauly Shore.

I have adopted coming out.

It's a film that I did about going, you know, searching for unconditional love from from a child, going to Africa and um, and looking for children, you know, like Angelina and Madonna.

The thing is, and we're sitting, I'm too tall.

In Africa, in Africa, there's so many uh, you know, unwanted children and Angelina and Madonna can only take so many kids back.

Exactly.

We need more people.

We need Pauly Shore to go to Africa and get us more babies.

How many children are you currently raising?

There's a couple, there's A, Smilla, and there's uh, astonishment.

Oh, A, Smilla, and astonishment.

A, Smilla.

That's a tongue twister.

Seriously, let's be let's be honest, will any girl here sleep with me if you tell her to?

Brandon, what do you think?

Probably.

Good chance.

Yes.

What's up, this is Pauly Shore and we're here at the Thompson Hotel.

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Bye.