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What Kind of TikToker Would Each of The Film & TV Batmans Be?!

Written by Meredith Reilly. Published: March 15 2022

 

There have been many Batman actors of the years, in both film and on television, and everyone has their own opinion on who was the best Batman, or the best Bruce Wayne, or whose movies are the best. But nobody has ever asked, what kind of TikToker they would be?? And in today’s world, that carries a lot of weight. So here we are with the only list that actually matters -- what kind of TikToker each screen version of Batman would be!

 

1. George Clooney's Batman: The TikTok Actor 

George Clooney is a phenomenal actor and has done amazing things in his career. However, many Batman fans feel as if his performance in 1997's Batman & Robin was a little lackluster compared to other Batmans. That is why we think his Batman would be the kind of TikToker that does acting challenges on the app. Because let’s be real, a lot of those TikTokers don’t put the most effort into the content. But some of them are great! Here is some inspiration for this version of Bruce Wayne! 

 

2. Adam West's Batman: The TikTok Comedian 

Adam West’s Batman from the 1960s TV series is not as dark and serious as the ones that follow him. That is why we think his Bruce Wayne would be a TikTok comedian! We can see his videos consisting of funny pranks and activities like @khaby.lame.

 

3. Val Kilmer's Batman: The TikTok Stunt Guy

Val Kilmer’s Batman, seen in 1995's Batman Forever, really whips that Batmobile all around Gotham, and that is why we think he would be a stunt guy on TikTok. Before he goes off to save the world, we can defiantly see him setting up his camera to capture whatever crazy stunt he is about to do. Like this guy: 

 
@houseofhighlights Man be wildin in his wheelchair. ?? (via @emmahoet) #fyp#amsterdam#wtf#fails♬ original sound - House of Highlights

 

4. Michael Keaton's Batman: The A-List TikToker 

Michael Keaton’s version of Bruce Wayne, from Tim Burton's classic 1989 film Batman and its 1992 follow-up Batman Returns, had a seriousness to it and you could feel the brokenness of his character. This role really solidified him as an A-lister, and that A-list vibe definitely comes across in his performance. Since he’s an A-lister, he would have been super active in the beginning of his career on TikTok but now only posts a video every few weeks, kind of like Addison Rae

 

5. Robert Pattinson's Batman: The TikTok E-Boy

Alright, don’t worry, no spoilers here if you haven’t checked out the newest Batman movie starring Robert Pattinson. But if the smudged eyeliner and moody attitude don’t scream "e-boy", we don’t know what does! Come on, can’t you see the resemblance at all between him and Lil Huddy??

 
@huddy I spend a lot of my time in the studio, and @Dior Sauvage Elixir’s powerful aromas get me in the mood to showcase my creativity. #DiorSauvage♬ lost in the fire - abelsstuff

 

6. Christian Bale's Batman: The TikTok Thirst Trapper 

There is no denying Christian Bale’s Batman, featured in Christopher NolanThe Dark Knight trilogy, would be the kind of TikToker to make only thirst traps. I think his shirtless scenes in the movie do enough to explain why. Maybe Vinnie Hacker could give him some pointers when it comes to dancing though! 

 

7. Ben Affleck's Batman: The TikTok Exposer 

Ben Affleck’s incarnation of Batman, as seen in Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice and Justice League (both versions), was brutal and relentless, he did what he had to do even if it hurt people. That is why the only kind of TikToker he would be is the kind that goes on there and exposes everyone. I’m sorry, I don’t make the rules, but definitely watch your back If this Bruce Wayne gets TikTok, like these toxic friends who got exposed on camera! 

 

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