The 12 Funniest Tweets About "The Bachelor" Season 24 Premiere!
Hi Bachelor Nation, are you good after watching the Season 24 premiere?
Peter Weber, AKA Pilot Pete, is going to have his hands and cockpit full with all the contestants and Hannah Brown messing with his emotions! Don’t get me wrong, I love Hannah B., and while it makes GREAT TV to have her back, I want Pete to have the chance to find his copilot that chooses him first.
I’m a believer in "everyone deserves a second chance", so if Pete and Hannah B.’s true destiny is them being together, I totally ship it – but let’s give him a chance to explore first! She got to experience other people, and now it’s his turn.
I also loved their candid conversation backstage about not knowing what to do with each other. It showed the raw and real moments of being in love and trying to make the right decisions. She also seems to have learned her lesson, and we love a woman who loves growth. Also, their chemistry is [*flames emoji*].
Anyways, you’re here for some laughter, so keep on reading to see how Twitter did what it does best! Here are the 12 funniest tweets in no particular order:
Peter: I’m looking for my copilot, I love planes, flying is in my blood
— Megan Elise (@MeganElise26) January 7, 2020
Also Peter to all three flight attendants night one:#TheBachelorpic.twitter.com/Hzv4A14pZv
HAHAHA. While I in NO way support the tossing of a baby lion, the way this tweet is written has me dying.
#TheBachelor premiere without context pic.twitter.com/NglZ0navau
— anna (@annamarie_t16) January 7, 2020
#ACCURATE. Was anyone else weirded out with the teacup ride clip in the show? I love Victoria P. and also have a fear of vomiting in public, so I wanted to hug her in this moment. But the clip was still random.
Two star crossed lovers, stuck in binding ABC contracts. #TheBachelorpic.twitter.com/fNoRIwdz9n
— The Forehead Scar ? (@TheForeheadScar) January 7, 2020
Who really knows what those contracts say, but damn, Pete and Hannah B. are really feeling like Romeo and Juliet rn.
Meanwhile, the women waiting outside #TheBachelorpic.twitter.com/iwiA15QPst
— Brett S. Vergara (@BrettSVergara) January 7, 2020
This one goes back to Pete and Hannah B.’s dramatic and heart-wrenching convo backstage. How long was this?! You may have forgotten that Hannah B. gave the girls a task to write stories about their sexual experiences as a challenge. This tweet is here to remind you.
Man, they are really diversifying #TheBachelor contestants pic.twitter.com/lKAvuhaLKZ
— Collin Zenor (@thecollin8r) January 7, 2020
We need more of Ashley P. Pure, genuine, here for real love. That’s it. That’s the tweet.
hannah b moving 20 mins from where peter lives after things don’t work out with jed & tyler:#TheBachelorpic.twitter.com/f4yn4xSuX2
— diana (@dianahoerner7) January 7, 2020
When you find out that Pete found out that Hannah B. moved super close to him. Shout out "YOU" on Netfilx for this one.
#TheBachelor is anyone else mad that fucken kelly cheated on the obstacle course ?!?! pic.twitter.com/RCvfAUfvgy
— Andrea Rivera (@DreaRivera07) January 7, 2020
Is anyone else finding it funny that Pete didn’t care AT ALL and still took her on the one-on-one?!
Me wanting Peter and Hannah forever but also wanting him to know he shouldn’t be anyone’s 3rd choice but also unable to deny their chemistry but also mad at Hannah for wasting her time with fuckbois when she could’ve had Peter but loving her & knowing she’s on DWTS #TheBachelorpic.twitter.com/1rvmDZFnbj
— Rachel Consoli (@RachCannoli) January 7, 2020
*Shakes hands with the author of this tweet*
This is the level of petty I want to achieve #TheBachelorpic.twitter.com/afzDjdRULb
— Mark Palisoc (@ohmymarky) January 7, 2020
This was so awkward and hilarious at the same time. Petty Level: 100. I love a petty moment, don’t you?
WE STAN EMOTIONALLY STRONG AND VULNERABLE MEN IN THIS HOUSE. ??? #TheBachelorpic.twitter.com/QwvGTOlL03
— lucy???? (@OtterArtist) January 7, 2020
YES WE DO!!! NORMALIZE OPENLY VULNERABLE MEN.
me when I saw the first episode was three hours vs. me watching all three hours #TheBachelorpic.twitter.com/sJBFRL5O7E
— Jeremy Layton (@JeremyLayt0n) January 7, 2020
That’s how they get ya. 3 hours = absolutely not, but also 3 hours = sign me tf up again next week.
Hannah Brown coming for LC’s iconic mascara tear and Peter in the same night #TheBachelorpic.twitter.com/GCu3DY6b0D
— Adrian (@adriadamo) January 7, 2020
Alexa, play "Unwritten" by Natasha Bedingfield! Same, same but different. Also, ABC producers, get this girl some waterproof mascara already!!!
Well, there you have it, hope these will keep you occupied until next Monday for Episode 2 of "The Bachelor"! Can’t wait to see what the Twitterverse does then!
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