Dane Cook

Could you could you see it today?

Thank you for having me on your show.

All right, it's great to great to have you, RJ here from Young Hollywood. Very excited to be a guest on on Dane Cook's Young Hollywood. This by the way, this uh this is really wonderful that we had Liberace's furniture brought in for the the show today. This is beautiful. This is really great. Thank you so much.

You're very welcome. The set from Gattaca is where I'm going to be conducting the interview today. You like that? All right, let's go for some of these questions. Rachel Todd. We have nine This is a nine camera shoot in here. You like that? There's two extra. We have one in the bathroom too. I've seen here's the thing, I've seen the show. Okay. I've watched I've watched Well, first of all, the camera movements is what I really appreciate about the show. You've got uh it's it's it's kind of like an earthquake situation going on. You make you make MTV look like Charlie Rose, is what I'm trying to say. This place starts rocking and rolling. All your guys It's almost like we live on a planet where there's no gravity and we're the only stationary objects. That's what this thing's going to turn into. Let's start. Give us a little earthquakes here. Okay, no, no. Steve's going to do earthquake and then there give me the sepia old West uh West flash. And then this camera will cut over and we can do the uh the scary maze online zombie black and white uh graveyard effect. Uh over here we can do maybe red and blue uh police lights nearby. You like the high angle, we like that. When you go up high and you do that. Yeah. I love that. That's the best When we do the recut, that's the that's every girl on Facebook's picture so that they don't look fat, right? That's every girl they do this. You'll never see the girls on the Facebook doing the down angle because then it looks like the Death Star being constructed. And cut to graveyard you know, it's going to have the the lines. There it is on the screen, you can look. See, it's under the chin in the face. Are you ready though? I know you're nervous. This is more intense than Madison Square Garden. Okay. All right. Ah, you can't look. You can't look. All right. Cornbread Man 13. Dane, you talk a lot about video games in your recent tweet. What's your all-time favorite video game? Uh, First of all, corn brain, what is it? Corn brain 15?

Cornbread Man 13.

Cornbread Man 13. Now, why would someone come up with that name? Let's figure that out. Cornbread Man. He's a big Boston Market fan. Oh. He likes to order chicken white, two sides. I'm a mashed potato and mac and cheese guy if I'm off the diet. And uh the cornbread is uh it it comes with it. So maybe that's his uh that's his fetish right there. Cornbread Man, I think the greatest video game of all time, when I first played Zelda. Uh The Legend of Zelda. I probably ruined a year of my life. That's a good game. I remember Zelda back in the day. Yeah, Zelda and then It was hard though. I know. But now I'm into Call of Duty. I'm waiting for uh you know, like Black Ops and I did uh I did what is the last one uh Modern Warfare. Yeah. So look for me online. My screen name is Dane Cook. So come on in and kill your favorite comedian. That would be fun. I thought I would like to do that. Oh, people do that all the time. Dude, I shot you in the face like nine times today. It was great. I love it. It's such a weird email to get. Hit me with some more questions, man. Let's get to the fans. That's what we're here for.

All right, before that though, we have Meghan Park in here. And Meghan had a couple questions for you. She knew you were gonna be coming.

Okay. And Megan and Dane are starring in a new upcoming movie with the best title ever. Meghan is my girl. It's called Girls, Guns and Gambling. She's terrific in it. We got Gary Oldman in there, Mr. Christian Slater, myself, Sam Trammell and I are uh in a lot of scenes together. So look for that when it comes to a theater nearest you. Ask him about the time that he fake arrested people on the side of the movie.

So in the in the film, I play a corrupt sheriff and uh we're shooting in Utah. So I'm in the full gear, you know, I've got the hair, I've got the cop glasses. I've got the the belt with the, you know, the fake gun and and the badge. And so we'd be shooting on residential streets, so I would walk to where they were, you know, blocking off the street where there was a real cop and I'd be like, you go sit down. And then I just stood in the middle of the street and started stopping people and I'd make them get out of their car and I'd be like, do you realize we're filming a movie here, ma'am? I did the cop voice where I was like, you really have to take it slow in this area, ma'am. And some people would be like, I'm so sorry and you look like Dane Cook. Can I just say that? Um, and then finally, the cops pulled up, the Utah police. And they came out. The guy came up to me and he was like, uh he was like, you think this is funny? You think this is funny? You have a gun on your hip. Do you think that this is funny? Tell me. He's right in my face and the whole crew, everybody. And then he started laughing. They called the police and said, you gotta come mess with Dane. So they have this on tape. I'm sure it'll be a DVD extra of me being terrified by the Utah police. I love it.

All right, someone says you're the best comedian ever, no lie. They had to put no lie.

That is not true. Uh but uh that is really sweet of that person to uh say. You know, I really, it's all I ever wanted to do when I was in MC Guy 93. That's what he said. Oh yeah, I went to high school with him. What a douche.