David Arquette

Halloween! Welcome to my maze at Halloween Horror Nights.

All right, this guy's two-faced. All right, I'm gonna say he's two-faced but with a twist to him. He's a little three-faced. Oh, wow. These are Oh, no. I'm brave, I'm brave. All right, the three-faced clowns are really, really disturbing.

How did you, how did you? And this Oh, wow. They look beautiful. You can grab, you can grab. Okay, that's Such a gentleman. That's what it's all about. Oh, oh, no. He turned into a bank. Who would disguise as a thing? All these people Ah, ah! They always get me. That's the best part is when you've designed it and you know it's scary. You know it's coming and they still get you. Ah! A thing like this, it's the best dating experience. You wanna get a girl to kiss you, you take her to a Ryan Gosling movie, she's like, you're not as hot as him. But Freddy Krueger, you're like, you're way better than that guy. That's sort of like See, oh! That was a legitimate scare. That got me.

The thing is when I go through the maze, everybody wants They all, they all want to be the the one that scared me. So they go extra hard at me. What are you doing in here? I said get out now! That's how scary this stuff is behind us, right? This is amazing. So what's really cool about this, this area here is the back lot from War of the Worlds. That's the plane crash from War of the Worlds. It keeps getting me. And that's what's fun about Halloween Horror Nights, the back lot in particular. I love the history of this. I like going by the psycho. I love you know, the Bates Motel, the War of the Worlds plane. Like, this is movie-making, and it's so fun to kinda walk through the history of it. They get so close to you. They get really close. This poor guy, Shakespeare. Got it. He had it rough. What's going on? No, no, no, no. They're both Oh, he's just He's got his nose thing. This guy looks terrifyingly. I don't know if that's real or fake. Ew, oh my god, it looks real. That's real, and that looks real. Just that smell makes me so happy. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And then you get back on the tram. And then we watch videos from Crypt TV, my digital channel. And that's our, and there you have it. You survived. Can I have a high-five? Nice. Yes!