Thompson mistaken for naked intruder
British actress Emma Thompson was left red-faced when cops arrived at her holiday home to investigate reports of a naked intruder as witnesses had mistaken the star for a nude man.
The Oscar winner was enjoying a break at her remote property in Scotland when police officers arrived at her door and warned her that neighbors had seen a nude man lurking on her estate.
However, Thompson's daughter Gaia soon realized the naked intruder
they had seen was actually her mother as she had been
skinny-dipping in a nearby river at the time of the sighting.
Thompson tells U.K. TV host Jonathan Ross, "(The police officer)
said, 'Oh, hello, I'm sorry to bother you... but we've just had
someone ring up to say that you've had an intruder on your
land.'
"Picturing immediately an axe man behind a bush, I said, 'Really,
when? What sort of an intruder?' 'Well,' he said, 'There was a dog
walker coming up through the path, saw a naked man, about 50 years
old, coming through your field'. And I was really worried, it was
terrifying.
"From behind me, on the stairs, Gaia, in her PJs (pajamas), was
going, 'Wasn't that about the time that you came up from the river,
mom?' Because behind the house there's a field and a pond. And
there's sheep in the field, but they don't mind if I walk up
naked.
"And I thought, 'Oh my God, oh my God'. Making the connection, I
could see the same thing happening to the policeman. And I could
see him, as he backed off, and I was thinking, 'He's going to go
back to the station and he's going to say, 'You see that Emma
Thompson? Her t**s must be so low that from a distance they read as
testicles.'
"I nearly lifted up my nightie to show that they're not that
bad."